So, my scalp has been really itchy lately with embarrassing snow falling off my head. I googled “natural dry scalp remedies” and found this page: Top 10 Home Remedies for Itchy Scalp. The second line says, “Some of the most common causes are dandruff, dry scalp, sebaceous cysts, excessive anxiety…” Excessive anxiety?! Aw, geez. Hope the white flakes stop collecting. It’s gross. Plus it’s getting more dusty inside. Just kidding.